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Granted but it is too late
I wish for zerg to get on Kreatious more

Granted, but he stops fixing bugs.

I wish summer was longer. :/

Granted but summerturns boring
I wish for meh birthday to come so i can donate

Granted! But you get no money!

I wish... for... Sonic to do it harder!

Granted but sonic stops after a week
I wish for more hours in the day

Granted, but as we get more hours in the day, so too must the earth move proportionally farther away from the sun, causing the next ice age. The problem, though, is that this ice age won't blow over. Over the course of a few years, all animal and most human life ceases to exist. The most lucky people survive for, at the most, about 20 years. All because you made a wish to get a few more hours in your day. Look what you've done.

I wish I could get on Kreatious more often.

granted but you can never leave, no bathroom breaks no food breaks

I wish the DayZ standalone would come out already

Granted, but it's full of glitches and bugs that make it a pain to play.

I wish I had a new PC to complete the upgrading of my gaming room.

Gaming room just burnt down.

I wish upon a shooting star.

It shoots you in the head.

I wish I could get a new car. :[