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Posted: **Sat Jun 14, 2014 10:31 pm**

Granted, but boats aren't real.

I wish to be able to download whatever game on steam for free. (Legally)

Posted: **Sat Jun 14, 2014 11:22 pm**

Granted, but all sprites and models in the game are replaced with Missingno.

I wish my farts smelled good

Posted: **Sun Jun 15, 2014 9:17 pm**

Granted, But you farts are deadly and you DIE!

I wish I was INVINCIBLE!

Posted: **Mon Jun 16, 2014 10:47 am**

Granted, but you're completely paralyzed :twisted:

I wish my parents would let me get a doggy

Posted: **Mon Jun 16, 2014 11:18 pm**

Granted, but it is dead!

I wish I had a Xray Vision

Posted: **Mon Jun 16, 2014 11:20 pm**

Granted, but you can only see through clothes

I wish it was free balloon day everyday

Posted: **Mon Jun 16, 2014 11:22 pm**

Granted, but all the balloons are popped! MWUAHAHAHAHA!!!

I wish I had more wishes...

Posted: **Mon Jun 16, 2014 11:23 pm**

Granted, but they all have negative effects added on

I wish for an indoor swimming pool

Posted: **Mon Jun 16, 2014 11:24 pm**

Granted, but it is filled with Porcupines!

I wish I could talk to animals.

Posted: **Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:15 am**

Granted, but you could never talk to a human again.

I wish for a lifetime supply of ice-cream.

Corrupt-A-Wish (all credit goes to smexhy)