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Posted: **Tue Jun 17, 2014 12:21 pm**

Granted, but every time you take a bite you get a raging Ice-Cream headache

I wish zerg would change my IGN to Epicface

Posted: **Tue Jun 17, 2014 10:30 pm**

Granted, but everyone else sees it as EPICFACE-THE-LOSER! DUN DUN DUN

I wish that I had everyone's Kcoins!

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2014 12:56 am**

Granted, but you got them in the form of leaves placed all over and around your base.

I wish for 1.8 to come out sooner.

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2014 12:57 am**

Granted, but it doesn't work!

I wish pigs could fly!!!

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2014 1:06 am**

Granted, but when they land they explode!

I wish for a longer summer vacation.

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2014 2:09 pm**

Granted, but you get to be stranded in the hot, sweltering desert!
I wish that I can have a proper grilled cheese sandwich

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2014 7:53 pm**

Granted, but the cheese is so hot, it burns your mouth

I wish UpMax would come back! (Even though I wasn't here when he was on)

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2014 8:40 pm**

Granted, but he's banned the moment he logs on.

I wish for a credit card.

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2014 10:16 pm**

Granted, but it has no money on it!

I wish I had an infinite supply of doughnuts!!!

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2014 11:17 pm**

Spoiler:

Granted, but you're only allowed to eat one kind for the rest of your life.

I wish for a new keyboard.

Corrupt-A-Wish (all credit goes to smexhy)