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I made you read a book, and while you were reading the book I had time to steal the cookie and run away.

MAH COOKEH

I caught you running, shot you shane, stabbed you a few more times to make sure you were dead, and then took the cookie back home, cleaned it, put it in the microwave, and ate it with a nice cold glass of milk.

I am God.

MAH COOKIE

I am Time. I control the Universes and the Parallel Universes. It is always my cookie. The cookie cannot interact with the supernatural.

*takes cookie from time anyway*
mah cookie

*nukes planet Earth* *Agriculture disappears and the Humans* I am Time. I have the only cookie. All of you are dead.

MAH COOKIE

*survives in bunker and grows fruits, vegetables, wheat, and cocoa beans*

*bakes cookie*

*shocks AmericanCrafter by baking a cookie*

*while in awe, I steal his cookie*