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Posted: **Fri Nov 09, 2012 12:10 pm**

Chuck Norris started the human race when he chased them

Posted: **Thu Nov 22, 2012 9:55 pm**

Chuck Norris died 10 years ago, Death just hasn't gotten the courage to tell him yet.

Posted: **Fri Nov 23, 2012 9:28 pm**

Chuck Norris split the Union with a roundhouse kick

Posted: **Fri Nov 23, 2012 9:38 pm**

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone.

Posted: **Sat Nov 24, 2012 12:31 am**

In America, Chuck Norris snaps your back with his pinkies; in Soviet Russia... its still the same no matter where you go...

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2012 1:22 am**

Chuck Norris doesn't swim, water just wants to be around him.

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2012 2:00 am**

Chuck Norris sued NBC for using the names of his biceps in a TV show: Law & Order.

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2012 2:46 am**

Chuck Norris kills over 9000 people with a coke can. Then it blew up and another 9000 people died

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2012 8:00 pm**

Chuck Norris doesn't have a wtch, HE decides what time it is...

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2012 4:00 pm**

<Herobrine> Only God can save you now!
God has left the game
<Herobrine> Muhahaha!
ChuckNorris has joined the game
Herobrine has left the game

100 Chuck Norris!