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100 Chuck Norris!
Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 1:09 am
by sschoedel
Lets see if we can get 100 Chuck Norris jokes, or more!
If you don't know who Chuck Norris is, then just look him up. interwebs FTW!
I'll start,
1. When Chuck Norris runs, he has to wait for his shadow to catch up with him
Re: 100 Chuck Norris!
Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 10:59 am
by zuko135
Chuck Norris was once in war... he pointed his finger at a plane, said "BANG" and the plane came crashing down.
Re: 100 Chuck Norris!
Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 11:18 am
by sschoedel
The fear of spiders is arachnophobia, the fear of tight spaces it clostrophobia, the fear of Chuck Norris is just plain logic
Re: 100 Chuck Norris!
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 12:43 am
by gotmilkguy84
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Re: 100 Chuck Norris!
Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2012 6:19 pm
by zuko135
If you misspell Chuck Norris on Google, it doesn't say: "Do you mean "Chuck Norris," it says "QUICK RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!"
Re: 100 Chuck Norris!
Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2012 8:00 pm
by sschoedel
Chuck Norris once killed 50 people with a grenade... then it exploded
Re: 100 Chuck Norris!
Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2012 10:04 pm
by zuko135
Chuck Norris dug to the moon
Re: 100 Chuck Norris!
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 12:10 am
by sschoedel
Some magicians can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land
Re: 100 Chuck Norris!
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 3:18 pm
by zuko135
if u cant see chuck norris, but he can see you, then u are 1.3 seconds away of getting round house kicked to the face.
Re: 100 Chuck Norris!
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 4:53 am
by legocatseyeguy
When Chuck Norris jumps, he stays in place and the earth moves.