Old Kreatious story. I should have been kidnapped
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2025 2:43 am
So, funny story—I met my second girlfriend on Kreatious back in the day. Her name was Gabby. I’d gotten out of a messy freshman/sophmore relationship, and we were both active on TeamSpeak (remember TeamSpeak? peak). She mentioned she was homeschooled (a lot of the Mormon girls in Camarillo were but she ended up going to Cam High later on) and wanted a friend.
Then she said: "Meet me at the park near my house." Charter Oak Park. Very secluded park with lots of tree cover near the road. Should have been kidnapped for sure.
And like the absolute gremlin I was, I immediately went. No second thoughts. Just sent it.
I didn’t get kidnapped. Instead, we dated for three months. Then I started thinking with the wrong head and got dumped. Looking back, I’m astonished this didn’t end with me in a basement missing a kidney.
but there is more.
This was actually the second time I pulled a stunt like this. Back in 7th grade, I met my friend Daniel on RuneScape. We were in the same clan and when I said I lived in Cam in the chat he said "camarillo?". Turns out he lived in the same neighborhood as me. So what did I do? Rode my bike straight to his house. Again, zero kidnappings. Zero trafficking. Just pure, dumb luck. Daniel was the best friend at my wedding and I got him his first major job at a tech company my wife and I worked for.
And I still follow up on Gabby's life. She's a absolutely smoking hot onlyfans model. Legendary bag fumble.
Then she said: "Meet me at the park near my house." Charter Oak Park. Very secluded park with lots of tree cover near the road. Should have been kidnapped for sure.
And like the absolute gremlin I was, I immediately went. No second thoughts. Just sent it.
I didn’t get kidnapped. Instead, we dated for three months. Then I started thinking with the wrong head and got dumped. Looking back, I’m astonished this didn’t end with me in a basement missing a kidney.
but there is more.
This was actually the second time I pulled a stunt like this. Back in 7th grade, I met my friend Daniel on RuneScape. We were in the same clan and when I said I lived in Cam in the chat he said "camarillo?". Turns out he lived in the same neighborhood as me. So what did I do? Rode my bike straight to his house. Again, zero kidnappings. Zero trafficking. Just pure, dumb luck. Daniel was the best friend at my wedding and I got him his first major job at a tech company my wife and I worked for.
And I still follow up on Gabby's life. She's a absolutely smoking hot onlyfans model. Legendary bag fumble.
