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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 10:18 pm
I was bored so I wrote this
>Be me
>Be running round on cool MC server
>Called Kreatious its 9/10
>Someone makes joke in chat
>Everyone laughed but me
>Because that joke once happened to me
>I was that chicken
>Badnicks show up on my lawn
>Yell get of my lawn
>mfw when they start dancing around
>getoffmylawn.jpg
>They don't leave
>whip out shovel only weapon I have at the time
>say I will use it
>Badnick #1 says Then go ahead, use it
>m8 make me
>I swing it at him
>forgot this is no pvp server
>badnicks all laugh
>I begin to cry
>They comfort me by giving me potato
>Say thanks and eat it
>ohcrap.jpg
>Its laxative potato added in 1.8
>My virtual feces flies out of me rocketing me into the air
>enjoying seeing the badnicks getting coated in my super wet poop
>see the badnicks 80 years later
>eating virtual pru pudding
>I come in they all start crying
>Best thing I've ever seen
>Thank you Badnicks
>That was so worth it
>Be me
>Be running round on cool MC server
>Called Kreatious its 9/10
>Someone makes joke in chat
>Everyone laughed but me
>Because that joke once happened to me
>I was that chicken
>Badnicks show up on my lawn
>Yell get of my lawn
>mfw when they start dancing around
>getoffmylawn.jpg
>They don't leave
>whip out shovel only weapon I have at the time
>say I will use it
>Badnick #1 says Then go ahead, use it
>m8 make me
>I swing it at him
>forgot this is no pvp server
>badnicks all laugh
>I begin to cry
>They comfort me by giving me potato
>Say thanks and eat it
>ohcrap.jpg
>Its laxative potato added in 1.8
>My virtual feces flies out of me rocketing me into the air
>enjoying seeing the badnicks getting coated in my super wet poop
>see the badnicks 80 years later
>eating virtual pru pudding
>I come in they all start crying
>Best thing I've ever seen
>Thank you Badnicks
>That was so worth it
