1000 ways to die! ( in minecraft)

[pieluvsme89]

111). ask notch to be facebook friends and go on your server

[SonicFF7]

Not a way to die, so I'll re-do 111...
111: Make a mob grinder, and fall into it. <.<

[Mythic316]

112. be a creeper

[harshlife]

113: Attempt to dig your 1x1 dirt tower back down to the ground, get block lag, be thrown off your tower... obey gravity.

[kenny0011]

114: Afk in water right next to a waterfall next to zerg >.>

[hommelgardigan]

115: failed to eat a zombie which instead ate you, put your pieces into a toilet (zombies are civilized!) was sucked out to the ocean, was reborn as a squid, killed by another npc who didnt eat you and you grew up in a chest with dia tools, when you were fullborn you murdered the zombie who ate you, the npc who killed you, and got killed and eaten by an uncivilized zombie, where when he deposited you, you made your living as a maneating cell, and was never seen again.

bet no one thought of that!

[kenny0011]

116: You take arrow to knee...

[jbige7]

Falling beyond the void :>

[kenny0011]

118: /kill

[Irish_Ninja]

119.

"Well, I stand up next to a mountain
And I chop it down with the edge of my hand
Well, I pick up all the pieces and make an island
Might even raise a little sand "

Die of shock when you realize Jimi Hendrix invented Minecraft.