My Cookie!

[GoldenGuy45]

We begin an epic staring contest. It goes on for so long that your eyeballs turn into little raisins. As I eat the raisins I shout to the heavens,"My cookie! It was mine in the beginning, and now it is mine in the end!" I shove the cookie into my mouth, and commit suicide.
MY COOKIE

[NightDelSolEXE7]

Suddenly reincarnates. Buys a cookie 18 years later at a school caf.
My cookie

Or did you kill this thread on purpose!? XD

[hommelgardigan]

I WANT MY COOKIE!!!!
So i buy a new one

[JUSTRON123]

After you eat the cookie i stuff my hand down your throat and take the slightly slimy cookie

My Cookie .

[aceflamingo23]

man you join the cartel and turn yo house into a crack house then you get into arguments with your neighbors and rival gangs and cheap druggies and then eventually you get in a giant fight with everyone in your hood and the cops arrest you in the front yard with no shirt on so you drop your cookie while resisting arrest and i steal it. my cookie.

[JUSTRON123]

Ace as you were typing that extremely long letter i snuck in your house like a ninja and took the cookie

MY COOKIE MINE MINEMINE

[aceflamingo23]

but then you auctioned off all your stuff because you was late on bills and on the run from rival gangs and the cops, and you needed money to get to mexico so i bought it back for $1.10. my cookie.

[JUSTRON123]

Then i took out 20 new credit cards and put cash advances on all of them and with the money bought a team of Ninjas then i ordered them to take the cookie and give it to me then i ran with the cookie to somewhere in russia where noone can find me!!!

MY COOKIE

[Pokemonguy1999]

i send a creeper army to stop u then i parkour across clouds to meet a unicorn and the unicorn blasts you with a million Nyan cats and you get so annoyed your head blows up then i steal the cookie

HAH MAH COOKIE

[JUSTRON123]

But i go back in time to when your parkouring across clouds and take the cookie and push you off the clouds.Then i throw the time machine into the space-time continuum so it can never be recovered !!!!


MY COOKIE!