Corrupt-A-Wish (all credit goes to smexhy)

[Zeenoo]

Nothing to grant, but it would have ended poorly anyways.

I wish Justin Bieber would stop making crappy tween pop songs that invade my hip hop stations.

[Arjan_M]

wish granted, Justin Bieber becomes a rapper.

I wish for a hug.

[Zeenoo]

Granted, but the hug is from a 400 lb Ukrainian man who works on a pig farm and hasn't showered since 1983.

I wish my lawn was greener.

[pyrusbrawler30]

granted, but it grew some weeds...

I wish Flame City would be done right now

[Arjan_M]

Flame city is done, but random 2 week rollback has appeared :'(


I wish Megan Fox was my wife

[Zeenoo]

Granted, but you find out on your wedding might that she's actually a man.

I wish that my wife would have a baby boy.

[Arjan_M]

Wish granted, but he needs to listen to Justin Bieber inorder to sleep.

I wish for to go back to the 60s.

[zuko135]

Granted but u were drafted into the army to fight in vietnam

I wish for all my wishes to turn on me

[JUSTRON123]

Granted but you fell in a hole and couldnt get out

I wish for a rabbit

[sschoedel]

Granted, but the rabbit falls in a hole and you jump in after it, committing suicide

I wish for an apple