100 Chuck Norris!

by **zuko135** » Fri Nov 09, 2012 12:10 pm

Chuck Norris started the human race when he chased them

by **Nezark123** » Thu Nov 22, 2012 9:55 pm

Chuck Norris died 10 years ago, Death just hasn't gotten the courage to tell him yet.

by **zuko135** » Fri Nov 23, 2012 9:28 pm

Chuck Norris split the Union with a roundhouse kick

by **Nezark123** » Fri Nov 23, 2012 9:38 pm

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone.

by **zuko135** » Sat Nov 24, 2012 12:31 am

In America, Chuck Norris snaps your back with his pinkies; in Soviet Russia... its still the same no matter where you go...

by **huskeriniowa** » Tue Nov 27, 2012 1:22 am

Chuck Norris doesn't swim, water just wants to be around him.

by **Zeenoo** » Tue Nov 27, 2012 2:00 am

Chuck Norris sued NBC for using the names of his biceps in a TV show: Law & Order.

by **briley0407** » Tue Nov 27, 2012 2:46 am

Chuck Norris kills over 9000 people with a coke can. Then it blew up and another 9000 people died

by **zuko135** » Tue Nov 27, 2012 8:00 pm

Chuck Norris doesn't have a wtch, HE decides what time it is...

by **sschoedel** » Sat Dec 01, 2012 4:00 pm

<Herobrine> Only God can save you now!
God has left the game
<Herobrine> Muhahaha!
ChuckNorris has joined the game
Herobrine has left the game