Corrupt-A-Wish (all credit goes to smexhy)

[huskeriniowa]

Granted, but the apple is poisoned.

I wish Nebraska could win the BCS national championship in football again.

[zuko135]

[huskeriniowa]

Granted, but the feather is from an endangered bird, getting you in trouble.

I wish for a very good steak.

[zuko135]

Granted! But the steak isn't cooked so u die of food poisoning

I wish for a lake in my backyard!

[pyrusbrawler30]

granted, but you are kicked out of flame for wanting a lake (jk)

I wish i could light fires by snapping my fingers :S

[Chillex]

Granted, but the fire you keep on snapping always appear on your hair, thus, burning it.

I wish all the Greek Gods were true!

[briley0407]

Granted, but they died first second they lived.


I WISH I HAD A REAL LIFE CHEEZ-IT

[Chillex]

Granted, but it's not particularly real, you became real on the Cheez-It dimension.

[haydob]

granted if you made a wish

i wish that i was in minecraft for real on peaceful

[Chillex]

Granted but then Minecraft shut down... permanently. And you were stuck in the game for the rest of your life, frozen.

I wish Doomsday wasn't real. =/