North Korea Tensions Thread, GOOO!

[briley0407]

I heard that China and Russia is gonna rush into North Korea and kill all of them and disable everything
Maybe China and Russia and other countries can move in to North Korea with South so yeh

[stormbringer1]

Well, North Korea is pissed on America. Now, North Korea is number 4 on the top 10 strongest armies in the world. They do have nuclear armament, and an impressive army. Japan has already deployed Patriot missile defense systems in Tokyo. Kim Jong-un wants to retaliate immediately, his plan being the following: Annex South Korea, then Japan, then attack the U.S. Now, the russians are telling everybody to calm down, but this is still a serious matter. A nuclear war between North Korea and the U.S. will affect 70% of the planet by causing nuclear winter for the next 20-30 years. What is nuclear winter? It's the phenomenon that occurs when a large-scale nuclear war starts. One side launches a dozen nukes, the other side retaliates. The radioactive fumes rise up and reach the atmosphere. There, they practically "clog" the UV (Ultra-violet) radiation, covering the globe in a dark, dense cloak. What I'm trying to say is that the sunlight no longer warms up the Earth, causing crops to wither. Temperatures will plummet to -30* C for the next 20 years. No crops, no animals. No animals and no crops, no food for us. Polluted water means that we won't enjoy a nice Martini anymore. The links of the food chain will break apart, and we will all die. That's why little Kimmy should calm his tits and NOT use the nuclear weapons he has at his disposal.

[zuko135]

Well, North Korea is pissed on America. Now, North Korea is number 4 on the top 10 strongest armies in the world. They do have nuclear armament, and an impressive army. Japan has already deployed Patriot missile defense systems in Tokyo. Kim Jong-un wants to retaliate immediately, his plan being the following: Annex South Korea, then Japan, then attack the U.S. Now, the russians are telling everybody to calm down, but this is still a serious matter. A nuclear war between North Korea and the U.S. will affect 70% of the planet by causing nuclear winter for the next 20-30 years. What is nuclear winter? It's the phenomenon that occurs when a large-scale nuclear war starts. One side launches a dozen nukes, the other side retaliates. The radioactive fumes rise up and reach the atmosphere. There, they practically "clog" the UV (Ultra-violet) radiation, covering the globe in a dark, dense cloak. What I'm trying to say is that the sunlight no longer warms up the Earth, causing crops to wither. Temperatures will plummet to -30* C for the next 20 years. No crops, no animals. No animals and no crops, no food for us. Polluted water means that we won't enjoy a nice Martini anymore. The links of the food chain will break apart, and we will all die. That's why little Kimmy should calm his NO CURSING and NOT use the nuclear weapons he has at his disposal.

North Korea is number 4 on the BIGGEST not strongest armies. And Russia is saying that they will attack the U.S. and Korea if a war sparks, but because on 4/4/13 Korea launched the nuclear missile, Russia is sided with the U.S. But U.S. has launched a defensive missile guided by a satellite. The way it works is some where over the pacific, a sensor off the coast of CA will detect the missile, and the satellite will send the coordinates from their missile to ours, and will be intercepted.

[Teslaterror]

Well, North Korea is pissed on America. Now, North Korea is number 4 on the top 10 strongest armies in the world. They do have nuclear armament, and an impressive army. Japan has already deployed Patriot missile defense systems in Tokyo. Kim Jong-un wants to retaliate immediately, his plan being the following: Annex South Korea, then Japan, then attack the U.S. Now, the russians are telling everybody to calm down, but this is still a serious matter. A nuclear war between North Korea and the U.S. will affect 70% of the planet by causing nuclear winter for the next 20-30 years. What is nuclear winter? It's the phenomenon that occurs when a large-scale nuclear war starts. One side launches a dozen nukes, the other side retaliates. The radioactive fumes rise up and reach the atmosphere. There, they practically "clog" the UV (Ultra-violet) radiation, covering the globe in a dark, dense cloak. What I'm trying to say is that the sunlight no longer warms up the Earth, causing crops to wither. Temperatures will plummet to -30* C for the next 20 years. No crops, no animals. No animals and no crops, no food for us. Polluted water means that we won't enjoy a nice Martini anymore. The links of the food chain will break apart, and we will all die. That's why little Kimmy should calm his NO CURSING and NOT use the nuclear weapons he has at his disposal.

North Korea is number 4 on the BIGGEST not strongest armies. And Russia is saying that they will attack the U.S. and Korea if a war sparks, but because on 4/4/13 Korea launched the nuclear missile, Russia is sided with the U.S. But U.S. has launched a defensive missile guided by a satellite. The way it works is some where over the pacific, a sensor off the coast of CA will detect the missile, and the satellite will send the coordinates from their missile to ours, and will be intercepted.

North Korea may have one of the largest armies in the world but its technology is severely outdated! They are still using their Cold War arsenal of crappy Chinese-styled AK-47's and Dragunovs, their army's tech is at least 30-40 years old, there is no way a 30 year old MiG can fight a a Fifth Generation Fighter Jet like F-35 or a Russian Sukhoi.

Luckily Uncle Fidel has been advising little kimmy to stand down to take a chill pill, and if Jong-un does try something, Castro is going to be backing us up to tan his hide! Hell, Castro would be the last communist country in the world if that happened.