Corrupt-A-Wish (all credit goes to smexhy)

by **TheHannahSaur** » Tue Sep 03, 2013 5:33 am

Granted, but it drops out every 3 minutes.

I wish to not be lactose intolerant.

by **TimmyTopHat** » Tue Sep 03, 2013 6:58 am

Granted, but now dairy is all you can tolerate.

I wish I had a keyboard that had keys that didn't constantly stick.

by **pyrusbrawler30** » Tue Sep 03, 2013 2:46 pm

granted, but they're so loose, they fall off.

wish time could freeze for a little while. make summer a bit longer.

by **TheHannahSaur** » Tue Sep 03, 2013 8:06 pm

Granted, but you're stuck in time as well. You cannot move, breathe, or do any sort of actions.

I wish for more gummy bears.

by **TimmyTopHat** » Tue Sep 03, 2013 10:53 pm

Granted, but they all taste like black licquorice.

I wish I didn't have so many VHS tapes lying around.

by **pyrusbrawler30** » Tue Sep 03, 2013 11:26 pm

granted, they're now cd's

I wish sausages weren't so addicting to eat.

by **TimmyTopHat** » Wed Sep 04, 2013 12:09 am

Granted: now you're addicted to American Cheese slices.

I wish I had more free time.

by **Ostricho** » Wed Sep 04, 2013 11:56 am

Granted, we sent you to prison.

I wish I had a pet iguana.

by **TimmyTopHat** » Thu Sep 05, 2013 2:44 am

Granted: But it's not alive.

I wish my cookie wasn't stale.

by **pyrusbrawler30** » Thu Sep 05, 2013 3:23 am

granted, it's soggy.

wish finding pretty mountains in mc was easier.