Corrupt-A-Wish (all credit goes to smexhy)

by **zuko135** » Sun Sep 08, 2013 9:51 pm

Granted, but you found one and fell off of it!

I wish for my very own gaming PC.

by **comedian14** » Tue Nov 19, 2013 3:12 am

Granted but you get a virus

I wish for lumpy cheese

by **ShaneIzCrazy33** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 8:14 am

Granted, but the lumps in the cheese are actually spiders that grow 20 times when exposed to air and kill humans.

I wish for Doritos.

by **huskeriniowa** » Sat Jan 04, 2014 5:22 am

Granted, but they are stale.

I wish for Auburn to lose the national championship.

Judging by this is already true, I wish for popcorn.

by **hommelgardigan** » Sat May 03, 2014 4:33 pm

Wish granted, but the popcorn was blown away by the wind.

I wish I could fly

by **kenny0011** » Sat May 03, 2014 6:27 pm

Granted, But you can never go down.

I wish for a steak and kidney pie

by **siderpig2** » Mon May 26, 2014 12:46 am

Granted, but the steak is wooden and has been used previously to slay vampires.

I wish for maple syrup

by **ShaneIzCrazy33** » Mon Jun 02, 2014 2:15 pm

Granted, but it's frozen.

I wish for a nice and warm chocolate chip cookie.

by **Epicface_2** » Thu Jun 12, 2014 10:07 pm

Granted, but those warm, gooey chocolate chips aren't exactly made of chocolate

I wish to be able to win over du ladies

by **Ostricho** » Sat Jun 14, 2014 9:13 pm

Granted, but they're female cats.

I wish to have a flying boat.