FPSrusher Wrote:Ozite090 Wrote:FPSrusher Wrote:Name:FPSrusher
Rank:VDonor
Have u been banned before? and why?:Yes, I'm a naughty boi
Skills:My milkbucket brings all the creepers to the yard
What rank would u like to be in the town:[Baker] I will be the very best baker, like no-one ever was.
Everyone knows I make better baked goods. You need to stop acting like you're the only one who bakes on this server. My pumpkin pies and cakes bring all the zombies to the yard. I'm the baker you need Ango, don't listen to this idiot.
What did you just say about me, you newbie cook? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Minecraft bakers, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret bake-offs on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed pumpkin pies. I am trained in gorilla cookery and I’m the top baker in the entire US cake forces. You are nothing to me but just another bag of flour. I will wipe your benches down with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that you are a better cook than to me over the Internet? Think again, baker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of cooks across the USA and your eggs and milk buckets are being traced right now so you better prepare for the cakes, miner. The cakes that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your cookie. You’re baking sucks, kid. I can bake anywhere, anytime, and I can cook you off in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in armed baking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Girl Guides Cookies and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable crust off the face of pandora, you little chef. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your wheat and coco beans. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the diamonds, you baking idiot. I will cook fury all over you and you will eat it. Your cookings dead, kiddo.
what the heck are you talking about FPS? i make WAY better bread than you. all you make is pita bread, when i make naan, crusty rolls, baguettes etc, you think you are a good baker, but in reality you scoop up your flour and cook it, and sell it in the stores.
please do not swear 
