Corrupt-A-Wish (all credit goes to smexhy)

[Epicface_2]

Granted, but they weigh as much as dumbbells

I wish for de moon!

[mrkoo1]

Granted, but it crushes you

I wish for an incorruptible cookie

[FPSrusher]

granted but it falls in the sewer before you can eat it- never to be found again.

I wish I lived in a blue world
And all day and all night
And everything I see
Is just blue like me
Inside and outside

[Epicface_2]

Granted, but all the blue makes you sad

I wish I could be a Badnick too

[Kassu233]

Granted, but your nickname will be so bad, that you get banned for life.

I wish that all material goods i want will arrive according to my desires

[ShadyVale]

Granted, but the materials arrive in the same style of desire as your taste in music, all screwed up.

I wish there were more hours in a day.

[TheIronOutlaw]

Granted, but you'd spend those hours shoving your face with old spam.

I wish for a better forum game.

[TheKielEnforcer]

Granted, but it would only be for veterans.

I want someone to build this wall for me.

[Kassu233]

Granted, but the wall is filled with TNT and youre off to taking it down on a thunderstorm

I wish for a better sound system

[siderpig2]

Granted, but never stops playing that one He-man video

I wish for my flattering fortune cookie fortunes to be true