Corrupt-A-Wish (all credit goes to smexhy)

[Mythic316]

Granted but you drop water on it and make it blow up

I wish for a birthday cake

[TheOWCA]

wish granted, but... The cake is a lie!!!!!.... and happy b-day!

i wish for a mic for my computer

[Mythic316]

Granted but it dies out pretty quickly

i wish that my mouse would stop dying

[Irish_Ninja]

Granted, but it's the opposite of the kind of mouse you were expecting.

I wish I could shoot spaghetti out of my fingertips.

[Mythic316]

granted but then flies get attracted to it

i wish i had a LOT of pie

[Irish_Ninja]

Granted, but because they're magic pies, they'll never cool off enough to eat without burning your mouth.

I wish to have my leg cut off with a hacksaw! Try to corrupt that one, suckas!

[Snakejay]

Granted, but you get the chainsaw super-glued halfway through your leg :> (done and done)

I wish for daaaaaancing XD

[dritalia47]

granted but this is how u dance, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7movKfyTBII

i wish i had no eyelids

[TheOWCA]

granted but this is how u dance, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7movKfyTBII

i think this would be better http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LET1sjpmfdk

now then, wish granted, but you cant sleep no matter how much you want and need to

i wish for pickles

[Mythic316]

granted but theyre rotten

i wish i could fly