Corrupt-A-Wish (all credit goes to smexhy)

[hommelgardigan]

granted but you become dissatisfied of ur wish later on
I wish my wish wouldnt get granted!

[Irish_Ninja]

Granted.
^ U mad? Yeah, u mad.

I wish for a turkey sandwich.

[FiestyFrog]

Granted, but it also has salad,

i wish for a Good graphics card

[Irish_Ninja]

Granted, but you get overly excited about having it, and end up frying it within the first couple days, trying to run everything on max settings.

I wish mayonnaise was an instrument.

[FiestyFrog]

Granted but you put the instrument down and birds fly in and use it for their worms

I wish that Santa is real

[Mythic316]

Granted but your see your parents the next morning

I wish that pigs could fly

[TheOWCA]

wish granted, but you find out that i've been throwing them off ur roof

i wish for an eraser

[Mythic316]

granted but its all black so you cant erase properly with it (NO RACISM INTENDED)

I wish 2+2=5

[TheOWCA]

wish granted, but matmatitions find out that you changed it so they come to your house and kill you

i wish for a smily face keyboard

[Mythic316]

Granted but it only has 4 button

I wish that I have an infinite amount of wishes