Chuck Norris can carry a horse to water and make it drink it.
Chuck Norris was never beaten by Bruce Lee, Bruce Lee just put Chuck Norris to sleep
Chuck Norris is the 300 Spartans
Chuck Norris went around the world in 8 seconds
Chuck Norris once arm wrestled himself and won
But the most important on of all is...!
Chuck Norris didn't take an arrow in the knee, an arrow took Chuck Norris in its knee
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when chuck norris goes swimming he dosnt get wet and water gets chuck norrised
chuck norris finished skyrim.
chuck norris finished skyrim.
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They have just invented a new drug, its called the Chuck Norris pill and it never makes you tired
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The "Black Eyed Peas" used to be called just "The Peas", then they met Chuck Norris.
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