Corrupt-A-Wish (all credit goes to smexhy)

[TheOWCA]

wish granted, but your mom ate it because she was hungry
i wish for you to have explosive diareah

[GoldenGuy45]

Wish granted, but it blew up in your stomach before you could sit down on tha toilet.
I wish i had...(wait for it).... NOTHING!

[hommelgardigan]

wish granted but it turned out to be something
I wish i had....... non-lie cake!

[GoldenGuy45]

Wish granted but then i ate it for my birthday!
I wish i had 1 millons dollars!

[TheOWCA]

wish granted, but you robbed a bank for it and now the police are taking you to jail for ever
i wish for mod status.... too late!

[Irish_Ninja]

Granted, but you tried to /demote someone-just to see what happened. XD

I wish for a tank full of sharks with laser beams attached to their heads.

[JamesBondage77]

granted, but the frikkn sharks with frikkin laser beams attached to their heads ended up shooting each other by accident, leaving you with two dead frikkin sharks with frikkin laserbeams attached to what is left of their frikkin heads.

I wish for unlimited wishes.

[Irish_Ninja]

Granted, but that's the only thing you can use the wishes for.

I wish for a mug that springs an infinite source of delicious coffee.

[follet8]

Granted, but coffee starts to spill out... and the mug keeps on filling itself up! BOILING COFFEE EVERYWHERE you burn and drown to death D: the next day, earth is entirely flooded with coffee and aliens will no longer call it the "blue planet" but the "brown planet". they also notice it is growing in size quite fast...

i wish for youtube to be unbanned in china

[GoldenGuy45]

Wish granted, But you computer explodes.

I wish I lived in Japan.