Corrupt-A-Wish (all credit goes to smexhy)

[malandrix_bunny]

Wish granted but Godzilla eats you.
I wish i had the ability to use smileys:D

[stickguy7]

Wish Granted, but you can only use your face to express them.

I wish my second computer monitor worked.

[malandrix_bunny]

It does but all that you can see is the man from the old spice commercial (yes, the one with all the long hair)
I wish my Hair turned ginger, and i had a soul!

[frostbite83]

granted, but ur old hair grows back

i wish i knew antidisastablishmenttarianism ment.

[vini123]

Granted.....but but ik what that is! D:

I wish i had a train in my back yard

[cruiserman]

Granted but it kills your family.

I want to live stream and promote the server.

[malandrix_bunny]

Granted, but everyone that comes to the server is a hacker or a trol.
I wish i had a penguin.

[cruiserman]

Granted but he is casual.

I want to build the best home on the server.

[vini123]

Granted... But ur Legs and are broken! >:D

I wish i had four legs

[cruiserman]

Granted but you walk around an people run away from you and when you do catch up to them you start to hiss and then you explode.
I want a mob tower.