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100 Chuck Norris!

by sschoedel » Thu Oct 25, 2012 1:09 am

Lets see if we can get 100 Chuck Norris jokes, or more! :lol:

If you don't know who Chuck Norris is, then just look him up. interwebs FTW!

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1. When Chuck Norris runs, he has to wait for his shadow to catch up with him
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Re: 100 Chuck Norris!

by zuko135 » Thu Oct 25, 2012 10:59 am

Chuck Norris was once in war... he pointed his finger at a plane, said "BANG" and the plane came crashing down.
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Re: 100 Chuck Norris!

by sschoedel » Thu Oct 25, 2012 11:18 am

The fear of spiders is arachnophobia, the fear of tight spaces it clostrophobia, the fear of Chuck Norris is just plain logic
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Re: 100 Chuck Norris!

by gotmilkguy84 » Fri Oct 26, 2012 12:43 am

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Re: 100 Chuck Norris!

by zuko135 » Sat Oct 27, 2012 6:19 pm

If you misspell Chuck Norris on Google, it doesn't say: "Do you mean "Chuck Norris," it says "QUICK RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!"
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Re: 100 Chuck Norris!

by sschoedel » Sat Oct 27, 2012 8:00 pm

Chuck Norris once killed 50 people with a grenade... then it exploded
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Re: 100 Chuck Norris!

by zuko135 » Sat Oct 27, 2012 10:04 pm

Chuck Norris dug to the moon
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Re: 100 Chuck Norris!

by sschoedel » Tue Oct 30, 2012 12:10 am

Some magicians can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land
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Re: 100 Chuck Norris!

by zuko135 » Wed Oct 31, 2012 3:18 pm

if u cant see chuck norris, but he can see you, then u are 1.3 seconds away of getting round house kicked to the face.
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Re: 100 Chuck Norris!

by legocatseyeguy » Wed Nov 07, 2012 4:53 am

When Chuck Norris jumps, he stays in place and the earth moves.
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