100 Chuck Norris!

[sschoedel]

Lets see if we can get 100 Chuck Norris jokes, or more!

If you don't know who Chuck Norris is, then just look him up. interwebs FTW!

I'll start,

1. When Chuck Norris runs, he has to wait for his shadow to catch up with him

[zuko135]

Chuck Norris was once in war... he pointed his finger at a plane, said "BANG" and the plane came crashing down.

[sschoedel]

The fear of spiders is arachnophobia, the fear of tight spaces it clostrophobia, the fear of Chuck Norris is just plain logic

[gotmilkguy84]

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[zuko135]

If you misspell Chuck Norris on Google, it doesn't say: "Do you mean "Chuck Norris," it says "QUICK RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!"

[sschoedel]

Chuck Norris once killed 50 people with a grenade... then it exploded

[zuko135]

Chuck Norris dug to the moon

[sschoedel]

Some magicians can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land

[zuko135]

if u cant see chuck norris, but he can see you, then u are 1.3 seconds away of getting round house kicked to the face.

[legocatseyeguy]

When Chuck Norris jumps, he stays in place and the earth moves.