My Cookie!

[Pokemonguy1999]

but then you cause a space/time rift and the earth folds on itself and you die so i steal the cookie cause pandas can survive space/time rifts i then travel to the nearest end of the universe and stuff the cookie down mah pants and wait till its properly fermented the i eat it
HAH MAH COOKIE STAY AWAY

[JUSTRON123]

I expected you to try to steal my cookie again so i made 2 time machines and used the 2nd one to go back to when you were stuffing it down your pants. Then i strategically slip the cookie out of your hand and stuff you in the time machine. Then i send the time machine with you, me and the cookie to the Middle ages then i shove you out and travel back to this time with the cookie and throw the last time machine into the void. Then I climb the Eiffel tower and jump onto a passing by meteor witch took me to Saturn then I live there with the cookie FOREVER!!!!


MY COOKIE

[X_Kyro_X]

I sent galactic troopers to get the cookie once you came to Saturn!
MAH COOKIE

[Pokemonguy1999]

[pyrusbrawler30]

Simple, i cut a hole in your pants and it fell out...

MAH COOOOOOOOOKIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[dragonslayer1200]

I simply ask to split the cookie with you. Our 1/2 cookies!

[Pokemonguy1999]

i then do a justin bieber song and ur ear drums explode with blood and brain bbits everywheer i take the cookie and glue it together with gluesitck brand glue and then i put it back where it belongs (007coolcubes head)

[dragonslayer1200]

Ah, as I knew you would do that, I replaced myself with a very realistic dummy and had a super-glue cookie in the cookie's place. I watch and laugh as you start slowly choking to death. You are dead so don't reply to this. I killed your ghost to. MMMMMYYYYYY COOKKKKKIIIIIIIEEEEEEE

[pyrusbrawler30]

But the cookie you thought was the real one, i really poisened it....
so....

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[dragonslayer1200]

I just go to the grocery store and buy everyone an unlimited supply of cookies. Case closed. I win. There would be no point in trying to steal someone's cookie now. EVVVVVERRRRRRYYYYYBBBBBBOOOOOOOFDDDDDYYYYYYSSSSS COOKIES!!!