Chuck Norris Jokes :D

[ishowclass]

Put all your Chuck Norris jokes here :3

Ill go first
Chuck Norris knew what Willis was talkin bout.

[SonicFF7]

I've never seen a Chuck Norris movie...

[Dakotah]

Chuck Norris built his family home he was born in with his own two hands.

[kenny0011]

A guide to throwing stuff...

By Chuck Norris

[tomvanberkel]

Children look under their beds for monsters.
Monsters look under their bed for Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris does push-ups he doesn't push himself up.
He pushes the earth down.

[SASpursFan]

Rudolph has a red nose because he was being a bit to lippy to Chuck

[jbige7]

Jesus can walk on water,And Chuck Norris can swim on land!

[Udo51]

There is no control button on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris won American Idol just by using sign language.
Did you know Chuck Norris had a role in Star Wars? He was the force.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a middle name, because no one gets between Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.
Chuck Norris can watch DVDs on a VCR.
Chuck Norris can drown fish.
Chuck Norris can capitalize numbers.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Twitter, he's already following you.

[Jsblackout82]

1. Chuck Norris is the reason waldo is hiding.

2. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

[Mythic316]

Jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim on land ..........