100 Chuck Norris!

[zuko135]

You can barely see that sschoedel but I saw a pic by coolcube of it, anyway:

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

[Hotrock2]

Chuck Norris once started a fire by rubbing 2 icicles together!

[Lawbot]

Chuck Norris can use his pinky to Destroy ANYTHING by only thinking of poking it.

[Lawbot]

Also on 12/21/12 Chuck Norris will use HIS AWESOMENESS TO BLOW UP THE WORLD!!

[zuko135]

2 things:
#1-Dun double post you know that
#2-those aren't real ones...

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris

[Hotrock2]

CHuck Norris doesnt win he just allows you to lose

[zuko135]

The Barmuta Triangle used to be a square until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks one of the corners off

[kylekabza]

Chuck doesn't slay mobs in minecraft they slay themselves

[007coolcube]

You don't find chuck Norris... He finds you.

And Sssch, stealing mah stuff much?

[kylekabza]

Chuck doesn't buy cheese he roundhouse kicks a cow