Corrupt-A-Wish (all credit goes to smexhy)

[huskeriniowa]

Granted, but an earthquake still happens, destroying your your house.

I wish for corn.

[Chillex]

Granted, but the corn had venom in it, assuring sure death. :3

I wish to go to Legoland!

[huskeriniowa]

Granted, but when you get there, the park is closed.

I wish for to have an cure for cancer.

[modded_pizza]

Granted, but it will cause a zombie infection, causing everyone to die afterward.
I wish for a better world

[Chillex]

Granted, but then the world exploded.

I wish Kreatious will be the best server eva. (Now top that! >;D)

[AirdaleTerrier]

Granted! Kreatious is the best server ever (well, it already is), but there are so many players online it crashed.
I wish I could breathe underwater.

[tigerboy1]

Granted but you got gills and could no longer breath on land

I wish for a chest of TNT. (Lol this'll be easy to corrupt)

[zuko135]

Granted but someone (Damek) stole all of it and it blew up but since there was so many it blew up the entire map and killed you all! Then I log on...

I wish for a pancake!

[Hotrock2]

Granted but it weighs 100 tons and crushes you. I wish I could fly!!

[scarble]

Granted but you can't control it, you zip about randomly.
I wish I didn't have to sit and pretend to work when I have no work to do (and could be on kreatious).