Corrupt-A-Wish (all credit goes to smexhy)

by **007coolcube** » Wed May 15, 2013 10:17 am

Thanks Nahuda. Thanks.
Granted! But nobody cares.

I wish for.. Dayz to come out.

by **Nahuda** » Wed May 15, 2013 4:00 pm

Granted! But it has a ton of glitches that makes the game horrible to play.

I wish school was over already :[

by **007coolcube** » Wed May 15, 2013 6:57 pm

Granted! But you get hit by a bus.

I wish to be tall =[

by **zuko135** » Wed May 15, 2013 11:14 pm

Granted, but u hit your head on an exit sign so hard that u got brain damaged!

I wish for $1,000,000

by **Nahuda** » Wed May 15, 2013 11:29 pm

Granted, but it's all Monopoly money.

I wish I had a better laptop!

by **007coolcube** » Thu May 16, 2013 4:07 am

Granted! But it doesn't have a screen nor keyboard

I wish school was over.... Forever

by **Nahuda** » Thu May 16, 2013 6:41 am

Granted! But you are forever unable to get a job due to your lack of academic credentials.

I wish my internet speed was faster than 100kb/s :[

by **007coolcube** » Thu May 16, 2013 10:39 am

Granted! But its capped at 1kb

I wish for a certain somebody to add me on skype =[

by **zuko135** » Thu May 16, 2013 10:48 am

Granted! But they ignore and block you

I wish for a new paintball gun

by **Nahuda** » Thu May 16, 2013 3:09 pm

Granted! But it's the size of your thumb.

I wish all my homework was done D: