Corrupt-A-Wish (all credit goes to smexhy)

by **Epicface_2** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:29 am

Granted, but all the keys say the letter that they are really loudly and it can't be turned off

I wish I could get donor for free

by **X_Kyro_X** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 1:05 pm

Granted, but you get no donor perks!
I wish I had some crepes

by **Ostricho** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 4:14 pm

Granted, but they're mess-ups from the local culinary college.
I wish I could be masy.

by **X_Kyro_X** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 5:00 pm

Granted, but you lose your own existence and become trapped in masy's mind!
I wish to see stars at night :3

by **Epicface_2** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 7:55 pm

Granted, but the stars incinerate your eyeballs

I wish that unicorns were real :3

by **Ostricho** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 9:09 pm

Granted, but they are missing their horns and are therefore... plain horses.

I wish KCoins had value.

by **maxmmm1501** » Fri Jun 20, 2014 12:08 am

Granted, but you and your alt can never have any.

I wish masy would stop talking to me in the third person.

by **Epicface_2** » Fri Jun 20, 2014 1:18 am

Granted, but masy doesn't talk to you at all

I wish Pokemon were real

by **mrkoo1** » Sat Jun 21, 2014 8:20 pm

Granted, but all Pokemon hate all living things!

I wish I had an Alien Ware Computer.

by **Epicface_2** » Sat Jun 21, 2014 9:03 pm

Granted but everytime you search something on google, the only answer that appears is '42'

I wish I had a better pc