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by neicey69 » Mon Apr 15, 2019 12:40 am

need a prom date, apparently.

requirements:
-human (preferably)
-if not canadian, a visa/passport/some way to cross the border
-alive (preferably, i don't want my date to be smelly)
-prom age - 18ish (betty white is an excellent person, but she's probably not healthy enough to party)
- availability in may
-photo consent (for those cool selfies sans dog filter)
-animate (sorry kiddies, your own personal body pillow won't cut it, even though it works for you)
-lover of maple syrup (probably the biggest requirement)
-not scared of sudden snowfalls
-ability to drive
-literally anyone
-not desperate for human interaction (there's only room for one of us here)
-Default+

Application:
In Game Name:
Species (are you human):
Canadian Descent?:
Rating Scale of Maple Syrup:
Drivers License?:
Preferred weather:
Rank:
Hours Played:
Cookies eaten:
Maple Syrup Flavoured food eaten:
Favourite or Favorite?:

inquire asap

(((thanks shady)))

this is a joke obviously don't take me seriously lol
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Re: help

by AmericanCrafter » Mon Apr 15, 2019 5:51 am

In Game Name: AmericanaStorm
Species (are you human): Human
Canadian Descent?: Does American count?
Rating Scale of Maple Syrup: 10/10 Vermont
Drivers License?: Yes
Preferred weather: Fall
Rank: Donor Citizen
Hours Played: 972
Cookies eaten: OVER 9000!
Maple Syrup Flavoured food eaten: Tim Horton's
Favourite or Favorite?: Favorite since "Favourite" is in underlined red
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Re: help

by neicey69 » Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:16 pm

AmericanCrafter Wrote:In Game Name: AmericanaStorm
Species (are you human): Human
Canadian Descent?: Does American count?
Rating Scale of Maple Syrup: 10/10 Vermont
Drivers License?: Yes
Preferred weather: Fall
Rank: Donor Citizen
Hours Played: 972
Cookies eaten: OVER 9000!
Maple Syrup Flavoured food eaten: Tim Horton's
Favourite or Favorite?: Favorite since "Favourite" is in underlined red


the american, fall, and smart answer of favourite makes me say no
but the rating of maple syrup and tims maple food eaten makes me say yes

it's a strong maybe
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Re: help

by maxmmm1501 » Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:38 pm

In Game Name: torg
Species (are you human): torg neanderthal
Canadian Descent?: torg from turkey. mmm turkey remind torg of meat. torg like meat
Rating Scale of Maple Syrup: mm sugar torg like
Drivers License?: car technology. technology BAD
Preferred weather: sun
Rank: mod
Hours Played: 4000ish
Cookies eaten: torg eat MEAT not cookie
Maple Syrup Flavoured food eaten: maple syrup meat mmmm. torg hungry
Favourite or Favorite?: favoritre too many syllable. torg say like most instead
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Re: help

by Icefang113 » Tue Apr 16, 2019 2:26 am

maxmmm1501 Wrote:In Game Name: torg
Species (are you human): torg neanderthal
Canadian Descent?: torg from turkey. mmm turkey remind torg of meat. torg like meat
Rating Scale of Maple Syrup: mm sugar torg like
Drivers License?: car technology. technology BAD
Preferred weather: sun
Rank: mod
Hours Played: 4000ish
Cookies eaten: torg eat MEAT not cookie
Maple Syrup Flavoured food eaten: maple syrup meat mmmm. torg hungry
Favourite or Favorite?: favoritre too many syllable. torg say like most instead


urg say neanderthal bad, early homo sapien good

go back to neanderthal land
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Re: help

by SDOR3 » Tue Apr 16, 2019 2:55 am

In Game Name: ya homie sdor
Species (are you human): last i checked
Canadian Descent?: je ne sais pas, peut etre? mais je deteste quebec et je ne suis pas quebecois
Rating Scale of Maple Syrup: like, if i could vape it i would
Drivers License?: bruhe
Preferred weather: 3am, rain, midsummer, 20C for hectic skidz
Rank: i think im a mod
Hours Played: somewhere between 690 and 4200
Cookies eaten: i ate like 4 today
Maple Syrup Flavoured food eaten: good n natural maple syrup vape juice
Favourite or Favorite?: favoreiiteoweyowe, yes
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Re: help

by neicey69 » Tue Apr 16, 2019 7:12 pm

maxmmm1501 Wrote:In Game Name: torg
Species (are you human): torg neanderthal
Canadian Descent?: torg from turkey. mmm turkey remind torg of meat. torg like meat
Rating Scale of Maple Syrup: mm sugar torg like
Drivers License?: car technology. technology BAD
Preferred weather: sun
Rank: mod
Hours Played: 4000ish
Cookies eaten: torg eat MEAT not cookie
Maple Syrup Flavoured food eaten: maple syrup meat mmmm. torg hungry
Favourite or Favorite?: favoritre too many syllable. torg say like most instead


SDOR3 Wrote:In Game Name: ya homie sdor
Species (are you human): last i checked
Canadian Descent?: je ne sais pas, peut etre? mais je deteste quebec et je ne suis pas quebecois
Rating Scale of Maple Syrup: like, if i could vape it i would
Drivers License?: bruhe
Preferred weather: 3am, rain, midsummer, 20C for hectic skidz
Rank: i think im a mod
Hours Played: somewhere between 690 and 4200
Cookies eaten: i ate like 4 today
Maple Syrup Flavoured food eaten: good n natural maple syrup vape juice
Favourite or Favorite?: favoreiiteoweyowe, yes


maple syrup good
french bad
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