Corrupt-A-Wish (all credit goes to smexhy)

by **TheOWCA** » Sun Dec 04, 2011 7:03 pm

wish granted, but for only 1 microsecond every 50 years

i wish for the girl above meh to not be a spammer

by **Mythic316** » Sun Dec 04, 2011 9:26 pm

granted but she got banned and you never saw her again

i wish i had some quesadilla

by **Irish_Ninja** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 3:26 am

Granted, but they made it with American cheese singles. DX

I wish the Safety Dance wasn't stuck in my head...

by **Mythic316** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 1:40 am

Granted so instead i get marconi union's into your head and you always just fall asleep during class

by **SonicFF7** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 1:50 am

Granted, but you asked for nothing.

I wish people were waffles, so I can eat them.

by **Irish_Ninja** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 3:18 am

Granted, but you're allergic to waffles.

I wish for this chainsaw not to be embedded in my leg.

by **Fluffy977** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 3:21 am

Granted. But I turned it on in your face :3

I wish for a Fluffy Monument. Out of bedrock.

by **Mythic316** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:51 am

granted but its so fluffy that you faint

i wish that pancakes were better than waffles.

by **Irish_Ninja** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 7:58 am

Granted, but since they were better to begin with, you wasted your wish.

I wish for an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.

by **Mythic316** » Sat Dec 10, 2011 2:15 am

Granted but you cant see it

i wish for a cake that was non corruptible