Arrow to the knee

[CarlosRDuque]

Ok most of you have heard about this but here it goes...
Many soldiers on Skyrim say this quote "I used to be an aventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee"

So lets come up with the best "arrow to the knee" jokes

I will start

I used to play facebook games, then I took an arrow to the knee

[Arjan_M]

I was going to write a funny reply to this post, then I took a arrow to the knee...

[bondsmatthew]

I have a feeling that.. If I say one I saw on <place>, it.. It would be really bad. So I'm not going to say that one.

I arrow to be like knee, then I adventurer to be an used.

[eli7613]

I used to fly a helicopter, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[SonicFF7]

I used to play MineCraft, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[TheOWCA]

i used to play this game, but then i took a knee to the arrow

[kieranchocian]

I used to laugh at people with arrows in their knees, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[TheOWCA]

i used to be bored with all this arrow to the knee stuff, but now i'm shooting arrows at people's knees

[mattchuu]

arrow use to take me to the knee, then i moved out of soviet russia.

[kenny0011]

I used to drink Strongbow, but then I took an arrow to the knee