hi

New here? Say hello to the community!

Re: hi

by Merirox » Thu Jan 26, 2012 11:40 am

I caught my girlfriend [CENSORED] pooping...She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the [CENSORED] up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, [CENSORED] u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U [CENSORED], she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop [CENSORED]. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop


You have been warned, you may not use profanity on the forums, these forums are designed to be child friendly.
Merirox
 
Posts:
Joined: Fri Nov 04, 2011 3:10 pm

Re: hi

by jbige7 » Thu Jan 26, 2012 1:12 pm

WELCOME MERIROX I MISSED CHOO!
-Jordan
User avatar
jbige7
 
Posts:
Joined: Sat Nov 05, 2011 3:54 pm
Location: Canada

Re: hi

by SquareDot » Sat Jan 28, 2012 12:38 am

Hello Merirox and welcome back :)
"Catch you on the flip side..."

Image

Image
SquareDot
Resident
 
Posts:
Joined: Wed Nov 02, 2011 12:40 am

Re: hi

by iExspee » Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:08 pm

purematt Wrote:nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. well at least now u can't ban me

Lololol matt, ikr, atleast he wont be able to ban me either, he is not welcome on the server!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Kiwis are stupid, Aussies own you.
iExspee
User avatar
iExspee
Resident
 
Posts:
Joined: Wed Nov 02, 2011 6:00 am
Location: Sydney, Australia

Previous

Return to Introductions

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 6 guests